“I remember when this shit first came out. Man, bitches would be comin’ up to you like, let me see that iPhone! Let me play with it! Let me stick it up my ass! Put it in my mouth, suck on it! Then, one day, you know, I got tired of these questions, you know what I’m sayin’, I let the girl stick the iPhone up her butt. Hmph… Took the Doctors twelve hours to get it out. And you know what! It was still working.”

- Ed Wuncler III